var howMany = 38 var quote = new Array(howMany+1) quote[0]="My little dog:
A heart-beat at my feet.
~ Edith Wharton" quote[1]="The dog is a gentleman;
I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
~ Mark Twain" quote[2]="Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.
~ Napoleon Bonaparte" quote[3]="Heaven goes by favour.
If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
~ Mark Twain" quote[4]="If there is no heaven for dogs,
then I want to go where they go when I die.
~ Anonymous" quote[5]="My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.
~ Toby Green" quote[6]="No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,
having a dog makes you rich.
~ Louis Sabin" quote[7]="Dogs are our link to paradise.
~ Milan Kundera" quote[8]="Yesterday I was a dog.
Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
~ Snoopy" quote[9]="Heaven goes by favour.
If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
~ Mark Twain" quote[10]="He cannot be a gentleman which loveth not a dog.
~ John Northbrooke" quote[11]="One reason the dog has so many friends:
He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
~ Author Unknown" quote[12]="Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
~ Gene Hill" quote[13]="He who sleeps half a day has won half a life.
~ Author Unknown" quote[14]="You enter into a certain amount of madness
when you marry a person with pets.
~ Nora Ephron" quote[15]="A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
~ Plato" quote[16]="Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger Caras" quote[17]="A dog is the only person on earth who loves you more than you love yourself.
~ Josh Billings" quote[18]="All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers,
is contained in the dog.
~ Franz Kafka" quote[19]="Animals are such agreeable friends
- they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
~ George Eliot" quote[20]="Dogs love company.
They place it first on their short list of needs.
~ J. R. Ackerley, My Dog Tulip" quote[21]="He cannot be a gentleman which loveth not a dog.
~ John Northbrooke" quote[22]="Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger Caras" quote[23]="There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
~ Bern Williams" quote[24]="From the dog's point of view,
his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
~ Mabel Louise Robinson" quote[25]="Dogs are miracles with paws.
~ Author Unknown" quote[26]="Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
~ Agnes Sligh Turnbull" quote[27]="We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults.
Heaven has accorded this to us in the
uncritical canine attachment.
~ George Eliot" quote[28]="I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.
For me they are the role model for being alive.
~ Gilda Radner" quote[29]="Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
~ Corey Ford" quote[30]="If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
~ Phil Pastoret" quote[31]="With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth
so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
~ Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs" quote[32]="My goal in life is to be as good
of a person my dog already thinks I am.
~ Author Unknown" quote[33]="Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face
he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window.
~ Steve Bluestone" quote[34]="The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.
~ Mark Twain" quote[35]="The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's;
then a sweetheart's.
~ Polish Proverb" quote[36]="One reason a dog is such a lovable creature
is his tail wags instead of his tongue.
~ Author Unknown" quote[37]="Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
~ Gene Hill" quote[38]="To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon
is to be back in Eden,
where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
~ Milan Kundera" function rndnumber(){ var randscript = -1 while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){ randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) } return randscript } quo = rndnumber() quox = quote[quo] document.write(quox)